The American Heritage Of Vertical Blinds

By Jesita Jerik

An apartment company is in business to make money. That is why you see vertical blinds in them all the time. They are cheap to make, reproduce and maintain. It is our God given right as Americans to be cheap.

You won't walk into a million dollar home and see vertical blinds. This is because they look cheap. Sure you can get them in any color. If you have a couch the color of some common stomach medicine you can get window blinds to match. You can then get matching wallpaper and make your entire room look a bad Vegas show act.

If you ever walk into a home and see window blinds you can be sure of one thing; the owner didn't have enough money to buy real window blinds. They went the cheap route and went for the vertical blinds because they don't have enough money left over from buying their house to afford nice window treatments.

If you choose to window blind your houses then I say to you I will not go quietly into that good night. I will shout from the rooftop of your tackiness and yell as I run down the streets of your cheapness as you chase me with your rider mower.

You can run over a good vertical blind with your pick up truck and they will bend back into place; now that's class. But if they do break no problem for you; also a great point why apartment owners love them. They are a great way to not spend any money when attempting to sell your home for more than it's worth in this tough economy and the next home owner will be stuck with them just like you were; pay it forward.

What parent wouldn't be happy with vertical blinds? When you kids have a big party while you are a church retreat you will never know the captain of the football team puked all over them. Your kids had the smarts to conveniently clip them off their hooks, hose them down in the backyard and clip them right back on. And your kids are very intelligent as they waited for them do try before putting them back.

They are great for kids, too. As you have a growing family who are active and want to test the Nerf gun dipped in jell-o to see if it sticks, it is very handy to have a type of blind that can replaced easily or be hosed down. And if you have teenagers who like to party a lot while you are out of town they are easy to clean or replace after their friends have trash your house.

A Right To Lounge As A Vertical Blinds Owner

Continue to epitomize our good taste America. Let the world know that window blinds are every American's right to successful living. Buy them up at discount pricing and stock up on them as Christmas gifts. I'll see you there at the store; you can find the order station right next to the lawn gnomes.

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